2008

It’s my birthday!

Seeking Short Film Directors

For CHTV.  It can’t only be me forever! Send me your shpeel at samreich at gmail dot com.

I found tickets to a 2am Dark Knight on IMAX on Craig’s List. When you’re bad at...

Daily Dead Puppy

Jeff is letting me interview the guys from Homestar Runner.  This is definitely one of the high...

Dr. Horrible

Someone: The real terrorists are in the White House.
Amir: They're in the White House?! Somebody tell the president!

Elaine: You are my lightning bug on a dark night.
Me: You are my Dark Knight: The IMAX Experience.

The rigatoni with pork sausage and summer onions at Franny’s is one of the best pasta dishes...

“Get busy livin’ or get busy bloggin’.”
— Elaine

I just watched “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”...

“Dogs always have a good side. It’s not like...”
— The Dog Whisperer

Poker

Does anyone I know like poker?  Let me know via my email and I’ll include you in a new series...

CHTV Art Department Intern

You read it.  We’re seeking it.  If you’re interested, you can email Ben Joseph,...

6:30 and I’m already in line for a 9:30 ASSSSCAT. I’ve never been!

Wall-E was just as good as everyone’s saying.

Simon Rich’s new book, “Free-Range Chickens,” is hilarious.

I have remarkably little to do this long weekend.  Please invite me to stuff.

Better security questions

Compiled by Eva and I. - What is your biggest regret?- Where do you see yourself in ten years?- Who...

June, in short

pile: I think everything is moving too fast, but I can’t complain. Here here, Andy.

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?

Viva La Vida word cloud.  Look at how many times they say...

It’s been a steadicam-y week.

Dollars Per Laugh

jeffrubinjeffrubin: CollegeHumor’s Hand Vagina is the #3...

Our business

Dan: How about Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene?
Me: Great.
Dan: I wish we could call it Forbidden Romance.
Dan: But we're in the business of making horny fingers click buttons.

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rickyv: Jeff Rubin, our Managing Editor, just sent this...

Nobody told me, but...

We won the Aspen Rooftop Comedy Award for the Michael Showalter Showalter!

“Two words: tits.”
— Ben Joseph’s impression...

I met Ben Leventhal, creator of Eater.com, and asked him if he was sick of food.  He said that while...

“Xobni spots hidden patterns in your email usage. It...”
— From an article in this...

There’s been a lot happening lately to restore my...

jendunlap: Sam as ben franklin I can’t believe this is the...

CHTV is now on MySpace!  Thanks to Jon Feldman for putting this together.

seanbury: Ok, ok, ok.  I know this looks bad… I googed...

caitlinoppermann: got blasted by a water pipe today at...

We just lolcatted the shit out of Hammers.  Vote for him here. Edit: Number two.

mrhammers: stairing contes 123 go Today I told our cat, Mr....

Beautiful girl.  Lazy Sunday.

Review: "Recount" - 3 stars

It lacked the killer performances and production value that usually make HBO films, but was a...

“More than two dozen young people who broke into Robert...”
— MSNBC

Employee of the month.

“Bottom line: The days of cheap energy are over, folks. Gas...”
— Robert Reich’s Blog: Why is...

david: I think my favorite performance last night had to be Sam Reich and The Tumblr Dashboard...

I’m a Rock Band star! (via superdoofus-stratodrive)

sarahschneider: Big Apple Barbeque Festival, aka the NYC...

Recipe for Photography

Canon 5D Lessons from Noah An office full of characters. Thanks for humoring my creative fads,...

Mr. Hammers posted some new photos.

I have two tickets to Sunday in the Park with George tonight and won’t be able to go.  Does...

streeter: LOL Let the McCain bashing begin.

heyitseva: I’m using Sam’s old computer at work now. Looks...

“Wow, people are really inarticulate and flustered all the...”
— How I imagine hot girls see...

If you’re not following Eva, our brilliant and hilarious production coordinator, you’re...

Support same-sex marriage and call! I...

joshruben: It only takes 10 seconds! Governor Patterson has said that NY will recognize legal...

Rocco and Squelp #2.

Designer of Pringles can is buried in his...

Me: We should get a big white comforter.
Elaine: But you're my big white comforter.

I’ve found the shirt that I’m going to wear for...

I made a cartoon!

Want.

davidtrawin: The top photo was taken circa 1958 of my...

Choke

They’re making a movie out of Chuck Palahnuik’s “Choke.” “Fight...

“I set up a table outside, and I took some rocks off the...”
— Good Magazine article on...

Beautiful girl.  New camera.

Dan Gurewitch

…is a self-centered, malicious, egotistical little brat who - despite his enormous schnoz -...

Tumblr slang

Just some ideas.  Reblog and add your own! The Tumblahs - Having nothing to post. Tumbladder - A...

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My new Muxtape

About a year ago, I posted on my blog that I needed help improving my music tastes.  Six months ago,...

Coldplay is doing a free concert at Madison Square Garden on June 23rd. Do I have any connects at...

Internet Party 2: Intervention for MySpace

Sometimes I feel like a grandfather, and want my world debt to be behind me so I can focus on...

Two Sams, two Hammers, two Courtneys, one Elaine.

mattmoore: Oh man. This is it! I don’t even know who I’m...

HotNewz

…did a couple pieces on CHTV.  You can check them out here and here.

Umbrellas

I’m terrible about umbrellas.  Somehow I’m unable to see them as an extension of my...

A new kind of taxi trouble

Facebook is challenging CollegeHumor to beer pong next...

If you’re just tuning in, we’re staying up all night making videos for CollegeHumor. ...

annamarie: So, recently I was telling Sam that very often I...

jeffrubinjeffrubin: Oops! CollegeHumor didn’t make enough...

Dan Gurewitch got on a UCB improv team

Justice is rarely this well served.

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CH takes on Halo

joshruben: seanbury: “You’re messin’ with the wrong guy!”...

We’re having a BBQ tomorrow!  Come one come all!

My record.

“We have the #1 product in the country. Let’s...

The Beat Meet Project

When Frank Gehry designs buildings, I doubt he’s...

I was going 111 and a cop had to pull me over.

CHTV chat

Dan: A Normal Squirrel Meets A Flying Squirrel For The First Time
Dan: Normal Squirrel: Fuck.
Dan: is there somewhere i can take this that's funnier

Kate Pokorny

aes: It’s a dockside mutiny!  Wow, the dock looks so much...

joshruben: Dutch West screens eight times during L.A....

“I don’t know what “layman’s” means. ...”
— Dave