Dan Gurewitch
…is a self-centered, malicious, egotistical little brat who - despite his enormous schnoz - couldn’t smell out comedy if it was cooked for him for dinner. He says he likes his women like he likes his coffee, but he beats his coffee. I’ve seen it. He has a terrible speech impediment where instead of saying “w”s, he rails against affirmative action. One time we were talking about the Holocaust and he said, “Honestly, I can see both sides of the issue.” He seems to think that just because he does most of the writing for CHTV, he’ll get an audience for his neofascist tirades on his obscure website.
He’s also one of my dear friends, and he now has a tumblog.